🚨✨🧩*BREAKING* NEWS FROM THE PUZZLE UNDERGROUND*✨🚨 Alright, fam, listen up! 💥 Today’s NYT Connections puzzle is here to test if your brain has been consuming enough TikTok memes or if you’re just another lost soul in the vast desert of “meh.” 🤡🏜️💀 Forget hopping on the "strawberries" bandwagon, we’re talking about LOOMING purple categories. Yup, you heard me right! You gotta yank letters outta words like you’re playing Letters of Doom! 🧙‍♂️🔤💣 *Fake Developer Quote Alert*: “Our new Connections Bot can solve puzzles faster than your grandma on a bingo night, no cap!” - Imagine a geek with a full-on rabbit hat 🐇🥴 Get your thinking caps on because today’s puzzle might have you seething harder than a gamer who just lost their streak. Yeah, bro, we SEE you seething! 💢 Meanwhile, the bot is out here flexing, while we’re just trying to find bliss in the chaos. 🤖💪 *In summary:* This IS fine! It's gonna make you CRINGE like a 2015 autoplay YouTube ad. 🚀 Now go flex your mental muscles; if you bomb it, just stagger away like Drake 2019. 🔥 *Hot Take*: I predict that by next year, we’ll all be solving puzzles telepathically, or worse... ENDING friends over “who stole the last crossword.” 🥴💔 Share this chaos, and may the word gods be ever in your favor! ✌️💯