🚨📚💀 HOLD UP! Are you struggling with the New York Times Connections puzzle like you’re trying to decipher hieroglyphs after a 72-hour coding binge? 🤔💩 Well, welcome to the chaos of wordplay and existential dread, folks! 🤡🔥 Today’s puzzle is a perplexing mashup of categories that’ll make you feel like you’re trapped in an episode of “Black Mirror” where they only talk about books! 📖 But honestly, who thought it was a good idea to put words inside of words? 😩 Like, I get it, we’re all here for the juicy brain gains (🚀💪) but are we really out here looking for "womb" inside "tomb"? Ladies and gents, that’s a hard NO! 🤣🚫 IGNITE your mind 🔥💭 with these hints that'll have you vibing like Drake 🥵🔍 but alternatively crying in the corner like “This is fine” 🐶🔥. And yes, today’s blue category is *nothing short of a literary heaven* for bookworms, while the purple category feels like being trolled by Google itself. 😂💜 🔥 HOT TAKE: There’s a 97% chance the next NYT puzzle will require you to decipher emojis in coding syntax, because if they don't make us suffer, are they even trying?! 🤖💰 So, if you see someone seething over a crossword, just send them the "I’m not mad, just disappointed" meme and keep it moving. Stonks up for clarity! 🚀💰