🚨🧩 PUZZLE NERDS ALERT! 🧩🚨 Today's NYT Connections is harder than my ex's text messages after a breakup! 💔🔥 If you're staring at that purple category like it just insulted your mom, don’t trip, I’ve got the deets 🔥👀 🎭 “What if I told you that the NYT has decided to unleash a *Connections Bot* on us, just like they did with Wordle?” – Michael, YOUR average New York Times subscriber who just can’t cope. 🤖💀 I guess it’s the ultimate ghosting move—leave your puzzles to bots while you sip overpriced coffee. LMAO, stonks for the bot industry though! 📈💰 So, you’re there, grinding harder than a gamer during a double XP weekend, and you suddenly get hit with *another* tough crossword. This is fine! 🥲💥 You click to find hints only to discover they’re just as cryptic as your boss’s last email. 😂 Here’s the tea: *Connections* is evolving, and daily brain workouts aren't going away anytime soon! But mark my words, in 2024 we’ll be yelling “I LOVE YOU” to our AI overlords as they answer our crossword prayers. 🌌🤖💔 🔥🔥 Hot take: The next step is AI not just giving hints, but literally *playing* the game for you. I mean, who needs a brain, right? 🤷‍♂️👾 #WeWuzRobbed