🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🚨: If you thought you could escape the NYT Connections puzzle without an existential crisis, think again! 🤡💔🧩 Like, who even asked for this sadistic brain workout while I'm just trying to vibe, fam? 💀🍕 Today’s challenge is ROUGHER than your dentist’s instruments after not flossing for a week! 🦷💔 Like, hello?! 🤨 Someone at NYT is clearly a masochist — “Let’s make them cry over categories like ‘Things That Make You Question Your Life Choices’!” 🔥😱 Our imaginary friend “Dave from Tech Support” said, “This makes my coding errors look like a walk in the park. At least the park has ice cream.” 🍦😅 Pro tip: if you don't get the answers, just throw your phone out the window, it will be more satisfying than unlocking today’s gnarly puzzles! 📱💨💥 But hey, if you need SOS on grouping ‘em like it’s the squad on Friday night – we've got your back! 🤝✨💡 In a shocking twist, I predict that NYT will release a special edition called "Connections: Emotional Breakdown" where the categories are your childhood regrets and missed opportunities. 🤯🚀💰 Mark my words! 🔮👁️‍🗨️ *This is fine. 🐶*