🚨📰 Boring News Alert: NYT Connections is back and it's time to flex your brainiac muscles! 💪💥 But fr fr, if you thought puzzle-solving was just for nerds, you're about to get schooled! 🎓💊 So today's spicy puzzle is all about making connections, but with words, not friends. I mean, who needs social skills when you can *struggle* with a purple category that even Shakespeare would side-eye? 😂📚💜 Word on the street (aka, my imaginary developer pal “Gary” who literally might be a potato 🥔), is that he’s “not a fan of this whole ‘extra meaning’ nonsense.” Like dude, just Google it! 🔍🤡 And if you think my mind's blown from that “parliament” clue, wait until you see the stonks 📈 from all the anxiety you’ll rack up trying to figure it out! (This is fine meme anyone? 🔥💀). 🌌💭 So buckle up, fam. My *totally credible* hot take? In 2024, NYT will release a puzzle that’s just a blank page saying, “Find yourself.” 😱🤖 #SelfDiscovery #ContentGoals Stop coping, start solving. Share this chaos and let's make puzzling BACK IN VOGUE! 🚀💰💥