🚨🚨🏴‍☠️🎉 BREAKING: The New York Times is getting an *upgrade* 🥳💻 — we literally just hit peak *"let’s copy everything trendy"* levels with the new Connections bot 🦾. “Why have humans when you can have a soulless algorithm?” said one NYT dev (probably, I didn’t ask, but I’m connected, fr fr). So today’s Connections puzzle features a *purple category* 🟣. Like, did they steal this idea from a toddler’s Easter egg hunt? 🥚🤣 Newsflash: *no one* asked for this color combo unless they were having an existential crisis! Also, don’t worry, it’s not like you could just type “Google it” into the bot and pretend you’re smart 🔎💡. That would just be CRINGE, right?? *Average NYT reader right now: “I only use this for checking my crossword skills, no cap”* 😤✋ And here’s the kicker, fam: if the Connections bot isn’t giving you hot takes on world news by next week, is it even *AI*? DJ Khaled would be very disappointed 🔥. 🚀💸 My psychic prediction: In a wild twist, the bot will soon replace 99% of crossword gangs and turn into a *meme-generating* supervillain! Crypto stonks might crash, but meme stonks will surge! 💰💀 You heard it here first! #BasedOrCringe