💤✨ Y'all ever had that moment when you thought you were getting brain rot from staring at a spreadsheet, but the NYT Connections puzzle was like: "Hold my coffee"? 🤯☕️ Well, guess what, fam! Today's puzzle #797 is here to give you that "what am I even doing with my life?" existential crisis! 😂💀 💡 Pro tip: If you're staring at "construction" and "shellac" like you're decoding the Da Vinci Code, let me hit you with a *galaxy brain* moment: it's not about house products, it's about the fact you're living in a simulation! 🤖✨ Meanwhile, the Times just dropped a CONNECTIONS BOT ⚡🤖 to pull you from the depths of your crossword despair. Like, fr fr, is this tech advancement or just an elaborate way to make us realize we’re all just NPCs vibing in an endless loop? 🤷‍♂️ “Bro, I asked the bot for help and it suggested I just give up,” one dev allegedly said while sipping their overpriced oat milk latte. ☕️💸 🔮 So here’s the hot take: NEXT YEAR, NYT will be powering up its WHOLE PUZZLE SECTION with AI that tells you to feel (and then makes you cry) as you reminisce about your 'youthful optimism before crosswording became a 9-5 job.' Mark my words! 🚀🔥 Share this with your fellow puzzle warriors—and no coasting through the day, fam! 🧩👑