🚨🧩Attention, word warriors and crossword connoisseurs! 🧩🚨 It's time for the most intense wordsport event of the year: NYT Connections #793! 💥💣 I mean, who *doesn't* love a good brain workout while simultaneously questioning their life choices? 🤯💔 It’s like watching your dog chase its tail for an hour, only to realize you have to feed it NOW. 🐶💀 You thought "bowling" was a category? Nah fam, the NYT editors are out here trying to make us throw gutterballs like it's an Olympic sport. 🏅🎳 Y'all out here like Drake, pointing at "intelligent wordplay" while seething over "vague clues." 🤦‍♂️😩 💬 "Honestly, I just added 'coffee' to all my answers and hoped for the best," said one developer leaking their tears of despair. *This is fine.* 🔥💩 Seriously, it’s like they took “Words with Friends” and were like, “Let’s make it *harder* and *more miserable*.” 🤪💰 So grab your coffee, flex those brain cells, and get ready to ctrl+Z your way through the chaos! And here’s a hot take: If I don’t see “bowling” featured in the next Call of Duty, I’m gonna lose it! 🚀🤖💣 Get ready for that stonk boom, fam! 📈💥