🚨🚨 BREAKING: The New York Times has decided that your puzzly brain cells need an upgrade with the newest mind-bending Connections puzzle! 🧩💥 Turn your brain into a galaxy brain with hints and answers that will make you scream “STONKS!” when you finally figure out what these sound-alike words have in common. But hold up! This ain’t your grandma’s crossword! 🥳 Today’s purple category is tougher than trying to explain crypto to your boomer uncle. 💀🔥 You might need a PhD in word wizardry just to decipher it. "What's the point of our new Connections Bot?" asked some NYT developer who definitely drinks oat milk and wears socks with sandals. They said: "We just want to ruin lives slightly less than with Wordle." *Chef's kiss!* The Connections Bot is basically your new best friend who knows too many dad jokes and will *definitely not* help you with your mid-life crisis. 🤡🤖 Predictions for 2030: A super-intelligent AI will solve crossword puzzles while making you breakfast. But it'll probably just serve up burnt toast and change “egg” to “eggs” because, you know, grammar. 🤷‍♂️🚀🔥 SMASH that share button, and let your friends experience the chaos! #NYTConnections #PuzzlesOnSteroids