🚨🧩✨BREAKING NEWS: NYT Connections Puzzle is TRYING to make us think harder than Elon at a business meeting! 🧠💡😩 Who knew word games could cause actual existential crises?! 🤯⚰️💀 Sooo, today’s NYT Connections is like a buffet of bafflement: You think you’re gonna feast on knowledge, but it’s really just a sad plate of “What the heck are these words?!” 😵‍💫 Imagine if Drake were trying to vibe with “Connections” instead of making bangers—he’d be all: 🍁 “I can’t even point at these categories, fam!” 🤣✋ *Leaked internal conversation at NYT*: 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: "Should we make it harder?" 🧑‍💻 Developer 2: "Dude, they’re already questioning their life choices over Wordle!" 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: "STONKS!"🚀💰 The purple category? More like the “This is Fine” dog but make it a word game! 🔥😱 So here’s the tip: if you're feeling brave and your brain can handle it—start at the *other three categories* and pray to the meme gods for mercy! 🙏✨ 💀🧩 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, NYT will release "Connections: The Reality Show" where contestants have to solve puzzles while skydiving. 💯 Every failure? Instant elimination! 😱✈️👅 SHARE THIS if you’d watch!