🚨💥🎉 BREAKING NEWS: It’s the “Your Brain Will Hurt” Edition of NYT Connections! 🧠💥🥵 You ever try to find answers to the NYT Connections puzzle and feel like you’re staring into the void? 😵 Well, today’s puzzle is like staring into the eye of a cosmic blender! 🔄🔮 The green category? Easy peasy lemon squeezy 🍋. But that purple?! Almost as tricky as getting a refund from a tech startup 💔. 🧐🟢 But wait! There’s MORE! The NYT just dropped their very own Connections Bot! Yes, you heard that right! 🤖✨ *“We realized people were giving up hope, so we thought, why not just automate their inevitable failure?”* -- *a very real, imaginary dev who definitely exists* 😂 If that news doesn’t make you want to dive face-first into a tech-fueled existential crisis, I don’t know what will. Now, you can play and then immediately get roasted by a bot that *claims* to know what “Connections” even means. **What is this, Turing Test Round 2?!** 🤡 So, grab your WiFi, your coffee, and let’s find out if today’s connections will leave us vibing like Drake 🚀 or hiding in the flames like *this is fine* 🐶🔥. Hot take? In 2024, we'll ALL be playing puzzles with AI telling us what we think! 😱💸 Stonks or no stonks? You decide! 💰🤪