🎉💸 **BREAKING: New York Goes Full RAGE MODE on Zelle!** 🚨🤡 Hold onto your wallets, fam, 'cause we’re about to dive into the chaotic world of digital payments! 💳💥 With a **billion-dollar** fraud tidal wave crashing onto Zelle's shores, New York just hit the "Sue" button like it’s a new TikTok dance challenge! 🕺🔥 👩‍⚖️ NY AG Letitia James is NOT here for Zelle’s “oopsie, we lack security” vibe. Remember when you thought sending money digitally was safer than trusting your aunt with your credit card? Yeah, this is that moment. 💀💔 *“We thought it was all stonks but now it’s just major cringe” says a random dev I just made up who definitely doesn’t work for Zelle.* 😂 Meanwhile, the CFPB peaced out in March like, “Nah, we’ll pass.” 🤷‍♂️ Talk about a roast! This is fine? Nah, fam, this is *not* fine! 🚀⚠️ Hot take: Zelle’s next move will be to hire a cat to design their security protocols. 🐱💻 Just remember, if you’re still using it, keep your eyes peeled for the next “surprise” fraud alert, and get ready to have your mind BLOWN by the *next* big glitch! 🤯👀 Comment below if you’d trust a cryptocurrency-handed hamster over Zelle at this point! 🔥🤣 #ZelleGoneWild