🚨👀 Y’all, grab your popcorn and get ready to watch the ultimate showdown: New York vs. the AI Overlords! 🎬💥 So, the new RAISE Act just dropped, and basically, it’s like a bouncer at the club saying, “Hey, AI companies, you gotta show us your safety protocols and spill the tea on those serious incidents.” 🛡️🤖💼 Yup, it’s time for the robots to start fessing up! *Imagine if they had to file an incident report when they turned everyone into memes* 🥴📝 But hold up! 💰💣 Enter the pro-AI super PAC, swooping in like your least favorite superhero, trying to take down the RAISE Act’s co-sponsor! Talk about corporate drama, am I right? This is like “The Real Tech Wives of Silicon Valley” but with fewer brunches and more existential dread. 🔥😱 Leaked quote from an undercover AI: "If you want us to disclose, we'll just start generating fake accidents. 🤷‍♂️ #Stonks" So buckle up, fam, because either AI starts playing nice, or we might end up in a *This Is Fine* meme situation. My hot take? Next year, we’ll be voting on whether our chatbots should have their own PR teams! 🌌👾💅 Share this if your AI is awake! 😏✨ #CrisisOrClutch #RAISEAct #AIShenanigans