🚨💥BREAKING: Bullish Gets the Golden Ticket!🎟️🚀 Y'all, prepare your memes and buckle up because the New York Department of Financial Services (NYDFS) just handed Bullish a BitLicense! 😱 That’s right, they can now #GetInTheGame and offer spot trading and custody services in the Big Apple 🍎. I can hear the sound of crypto bros popping champagne already! 🍾😂 Let me put my 🧠 galaxy brain on for a sec: Bullish is now regulated in the U.S., Germany, Hong Kong, and EVEN GIBRALTAR. Like, bro, the whole world wants a piece of this action? Stonks! 📈💰 But wait, does that mean we're living in a walled garden of #CryptoGoodness, or just another episode of "This is Fine" 🔥🤡? "Honestly, I just wanted to offer spot trading and serve some SUSHI on the side," said a totally legitimate developer source we “definitely” didn’t make up. 🤖💬 But for real, if they mess this up, I can already hear the “Bullish? More like Bull-ISH” memes rolling in. Mark my words: in exactly 6 months, they will either be the TOP DOG or floundering like a fish out of water. 🐟🚫 🔥🔥 Hot Take: I predict Bullish is one hack away from becoming a meme coin. Bet? 💀💸