🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Vellum Just Raised $20M and You’re Still Asking Your Mom to Help You Code 😱💰 So, NYC’s Vellum just snatched $20M from the Leaders Fund like it’s a slice of pizza in Times Square, and honestly, who can blame them? 🍕💸 Their tools are all about building and deploying AI apps, which means they’re basically the IKEA for your code—except you don’t have to watch a 10-hour YouTube tutorial to assemble it. But pause! Can we talk about how every startup is now *"AI-powered"*? 🤖 If I hear one more tech bro say, "Our AI is like, super cool and innovative" for yet another productivity app that just sends emails for you, I’m throwing my laptop out the window. 😤💻🔥 Imagine Vellum’s dev team huddled in a caffeinated frenzy, throwing ideas around like baby Yoda with a lightsaber: “Bro, what if we just, like, threw ‘AI’ on everything?!" 🧠✨ And let’s not forget the “investors” — they’re sitting back, rubbing their hands like Mr. Krabs because “Investing in AI is the new stonks” 💸🚀. My prediction? In 2024, Vellum’s tools will be so powerful, they’ll create sentient apps that start asking for benefits. This is fine! 😅🔥 Share this chaos, your friends won’t know what hit ‘em! 💥📱🔥