🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🚨 NYC's own 🔥 Protege just bagged a mind-bending 💰$25 MILLION Series A funding! That’s more money than my entire tech career (not saying much) to sell real-life datasets that AI can munch on like they’re crunchy potatoes on Taco Tuesday! 🌮💀 Wait, what are they selling? 🤔 Lab results and sports footage! 🏈 So basically, they’re turning your gym failures into data gold for AI. "Hey AI, remember when I missed that three-pointer? Here’s the footage!" 🤡💔 No cap, AI will now be able to LOL at your sad attempts at athleticism. #Mood And who is leading this wild ride? Footwork! 🥴 Sounds like the kinda name you’d register for a TikTok dance campaign. 🤯 I'm just imagining the investor meeting: “So, you think humans can label data better than just letting AI guess?” And the developer, probably sweating bullets, replied: “Uhhh… Stonks?” 📈 As if this wasn’t wild enough, they’re based in NYC! 🙌 Which means they probably wrote the check while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes. ☕️ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, AI will be so well-trained it’ll start critiquing our Spotify playlists! “Bruh, why are you still listening to that cringe pop from 2020?” #Facts 💀🤖🪐 Share the chaos, my friends! ✨💥