🚨💰 CARBYNE just pulled the ultimate *"Hold my cloud"* move and snagged a whopping $100 MILLION from the big boys! AT&T Ventures, Axon, and Cox are throwing stonks at them like they’re at a crypto rave! 🎉🔥 So, what does this do? Well, they’re like the tech godparents of 911, right? 🤖✨ Shapeshifting emergency services by literally giving dispatchers superpowers! Imagine your 911 operator doing the galaxy brain meme while analyzing crisis situations! 🤯💥 An insider (likely wearing a tinfoil hat 🛸) was "leaked" saying: "We basically turn dispatchers into Batman—if Batman had a cloud subscription." No cap, that’s based AF! But also, what if it turns out they're just sending emojis instead of help? 🤔😅 Before you start believing this is fine, remember that tech booms and busts go together like avocado toast and overpriced coffee ☕🥑. Cope and seethe if you're expecting more from the companies that think we need another social media platform for cats. 😹 🔮 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be using an app to send AI chatbots to negotiate with our crises. “Please hold while we connect you to a digital therapist.” Can’t wait to see that chaos! 💀🔥 #CarbyneIsComing #911ButMakeItCloud