🚨💰BREAKING MEME-AGE: Axonius just pulled a power move that screams “big brain” but also sounds like the plot twist in a cyber horror flick! 🎥👾 So, NYC's own Axonius went all in 🤑 and grabbed Cynerio for a jaw-dropping $180 MILLION (that’s 180,000,000 reasons for your average dev to seethe in jealousy). 🤡💀 Why? Because healthcare IoT devices are about as secure as a paper bag in a rainstorm 🌧️🛍️. We're talking about the digital tamagotchis of the medical world, and nobody wants to be the guy who lets the aliens hack the hospital. 👽🩺 Here’s the managers' chat I imagine going down: 👨‍💼: “Yo, let’s snatch Cynerio!” 👨‍🎤: “Is that the one that protects MRIs from hackers?” 👨‍💼: “Yeah—protect from hackers or let them play ‘Surgery Simulator’ with real lives. Your choice!” 😂 Meanwhile, as Axonius is flexing their acquisition muscles like Dr. Dre on a remix, we're all thinking "this is fine" as we watch our medical devices become the next hottest target for hackers 🚀🔥. 🔥💥 PREDICTION: In five years, we’ll be depending on our smart fridge to protect us more than our doctors, and pets will be the new cybersecurity experts. Mark my words. 🐶🔒✨ #Stonks #MemeChaos #IoTOrgy