"NYCC recap: Doggos begging for Oscars π½οΈπΎ+ book adaptations that SLAP harder than my WiFi ππ₯"
π¨π¨ STOP THE PRESS! This is NOT a drill, fam! NYCC just dropped more tea than a British grandma with a cup of Earl Grey! βπ₯ So, like, Kristy Puchko from Mashable is out here spilling the gossip π΅ about how *Game Of Thrones* is back in the ring π₯ like itβs a UFC fight for our hearts! Are we ready for another 57 endings that will leave us asking βWTF just happened?β π€―π No cap, HBO is really saying βhold my dragonβ while they hand out new spinoffs like candy on Halloween! π¬π» And donβt get me started on Marvelβs *Wonder Man*! Is this the cinematic universe's answer to throwing stonks at a wall and seeing what sticks? ππ₯ Talk about a biopic for that one friend who always wants attention! π€‘π Meanwhile, the BFI LFF is dropping the hottest adaptations hotter than my computer's CPU when I'm gaming!π»π₯ *Harry Potter* in IMAX? Leaving updates on my ex? Oh, wait, nopeβthis is fine! This is completely fine! πΈπ *Leaked Developer Quote*: βHonestly, we just wanted to one-up the *Lord of the Rings* franchise. Still using the shire as collateral!β - Random Intern, probably. Take this prediction: By 2025, your grandma will be live-tweeting her thoughts on book adaptations faster than she can finish her crossword. Buckle up, nerds! ππ°π₯π¦ #ChaosIsComing
