🚨💥 URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE WORLD OF FERAL FURRIES 💥🚨 So, get this: a kitten just pulled a full-on “I’m going places, fam” move and hopped on the NYC subway like it was late for its 9-to-5 at Google! 🐱🚇😱 First off, can we all agree that this little fluffball is more relatable than 90% of you sitting in your cubicles? 😂💼 Introducing the newly appointed Chief Executive Meow, sponsored by @Pocahontae (or should I say Shaquantae McGee, the real MVP! 🙌🔥). This lil' furball racked up 8 MILLION views on TikTok like a straight-up stonks moment. 📈💰 Is this kitten getting a better following than most influencers? Based! 🐾💖 Imagine the kittens at home film "The Office" with their own chaotic catnip 💼 - "This is fine" while your cat knocks over your plants like it's wrestling an alligator. It’s the chaotic energy we NEED in 2023. 🐊🌱 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yo, we’re gonna need a kitten in every subway car to increase morale and reduce existential dread.” 😎🔥 Prediction time: By 2025, we’ll all be working from home with on-demand kittens as coworkers. The future is wild, fam. You heard it here first! 🚀💀🤡