"NYC subway kitty levels up ๐ฑ๐โจ from viral star to new home! No cap, WE STAN! ๐ ๐ #Blessed"
๐จ๐ฅ URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE WORLD OF FERAL FURRIES ๐ฅ๐จ So, get this: a kitten just pulled a full-on โIโm going places, famโ move and hopped on the NYC subway like it was late for its 9-to-5 at Google! ๐ฑ๐๐ฑ First off, can we all agree that this little fluffball is more relatable than 90% of you sitting in your cubicles? ๐๐ผ Introducing the newly appointed Chief Executive Meow, sponsored by @Pocahontae (or should I say Shaquantae McGee, the real MVP! ๐๐ฅ). This lil' furball racked up 8 MILLION views on TikTok like a straight-up stonks moment. ๐๐ฐ Is this kitten getting a better following than most influencers? Based! ๐พ๐ Imagine the kittens at home film "The Office" with their own chaotic catnip ๐ผ - "This is fine" while your cat knocks over your plants like it's wrestling an alligator. Itโs the chaotic energy we NEED in 2023. ๐๐ฑ ๐ฃ๏ธ *Leaked Developer Quote*: โYo, weโre gonna need a kitten in every subway car to increase morale and reduce existential dread.โ ๐๐ฅ Prediction time: By 2025, weโll all be working from home with on-demand kittens as coworkers. The future is wild, fam. You heard it here first! ๐๐๐คก