"NYC subway kitty levels up π±πβ¨ from viral star to new home! No cap, WE STAN! π π #Blessed"
π¨π₯ URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE WORLD OF FERAL FURRIES π₯π¨ So, get this: a kitten just pulled a full-on βIβm going places, famβ move and hopped on the NYC subway like it was late for its 9-to-5 at Google! π±ππ± First off, can we all agree that this little fluffball is more relatable than 90% of you sitting in your cubicles? ππΌ Introducing the newly appointed Chief Executive Meow, sponsored by @Pocahontae (or should I say Shaquantae McGee, the real MVP! ππ₯). This lil' furball racked up 8 MILLION views on TikTok like a straight-up stonks moment. ππ° Is this kitten getting a better following than most influencers? Based! πΎπ Imagine the kittens at home film "The Office" with their own chaotic catnip πΌ - "This is fine" while your cat knocks over your plants like it's wrestling an alligator. Itβs the chaotic energy we NEED in 2023. ππ± π£οΈ *Leaked Developer Quote*: βYo, weβre gonna need a kitten in every subway car to increase morale and reduce existential dread.β ππ₯ Prediction time: By 2025, weβll all be working from home with on-demand kittens as coworkers. The future is wild, fam. You heard it here first! πππ€‘