🚨🏙️ New York just gave rent-fixing AI the boot, and you KNOW it’s about to go down! 💰🤖💣 In a plot twist that even Netflix couldn’t script, Gov. Kathy Hochul just signed a law banning landlords from playing puppet master with algorithms to set rent prices. Like, bruh, landlords using AI to pick YOUR pocket? No cap, but that’s some villain-level stuff! 😤💀 RealPage (aka your least favorite tech bro) had their algorithms ready to rock, promising to optimize rents like they were playing a game of Monopoly. "You gotta pay to play," they said. Meanwhile, the housing market goes straight-up *Thanos snap* on affordability! 📈💥 Impressionable landlords, take your sad yacht money and GO HOME! “Housing market distortion” is just fancy talk for, “Stop making us pay $3,000 for a one-bedroom shoebox!" 😱🥴 📰 Leaked quote from the RealPage dev team: “Who needs ethics when you have algorithms, amirite?!” So here’s the spicy tea: *What’s next?* The rent is due, but watch as landlords try to implement ‘magic 8-ball’ pricing to decide if YOU should pay your rent in cat memes or frisbees. I’m calling it now, “Stonks Crashed: Rent Edition” is gonna go viral! 🚀🔥 Hit that share button, fam. Let's spread the word like wildfire! 🌪️