🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: Keychain's $30M Series B is like when you order a pizza and they show up with a burrito - unexpected but still gives you the munchies! 🍕➡️🌯 So, NYC's Keychain, the hip kid who thinks they're the next Elon, just scored 30 million bucks to help manufacturers not crash and burn. 🚀💥 They’re flexing a total of $68M in funding like it's some kind of tech gym membership. “We're just trying to get gains for the supply chain,” said some developer, probably while munching on avocado toast. 🥑💻 Honestly, manufacturers are like, "this is fine" while having a meltdown 🤡🔥. Meanwhile, Keychain is magicking away product cycle chaos like a TikTok life hack gone right. “We basically just tell brands to chill, we got this,” they added, sipping their artisanal coffee. ☕👀 This is all great until Keychain accidentally creates an AI that tells brand managers “nah, fam, your product is cringe.” 🤖💀 But who knows? Maybe one day they’ll develop an AI that predicts stonks📈 or even read the minds of their users 🤯. In conclusion, if Keychain can get $30M for this, I should get funding for my new startup: "AI That Tells You When Your Ex is Gonna Slide Into Your DMs." 💔🤣🔥 🚨 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll be managing our emotions with AI, and Keychain will be our emotional support keychain. No cap. 🗝️💔