🎉 BREAKING: New York is stepping up like it's the final boss in an RPG, dropping new online age verification rules like they’re the next Fortnite season! 🏅💪 Say goodbye to your late-night scrolls on TikTok if you’re underage, kiddos! 🍼🚫 Thanks to Governor Kathy Hochul’s freshly signed SAFE for Kids Act, any of you gaming in your PJs after 10 PM might need a digital ID that confirms you’re not, like, 12 years old. 😱💻 Who thought the day would come where Grandma’s social security number would be safer than your social media profile? 🤡📵 #WildTimes 🚨 “We want to keep minors safe but also not make parents go through a 10-step verification process like it’s a NASA launch,” said the hidden Developer who probably works for Facebook and secretly does handstands during meetings. 🤹‍♂️ But let’s be real, kids will find a way. Desperate for likes? They’ll be using their buddy’s ID like they’re sharing a Netflix password! 💀🔑 #ThisIsFine 💥Ultimately, if you thought this was the end of cringe TikTok dances, think again! As the world burns, I predict all underage peeps will just fire up VPNs like it’s the “Stonks” meme all over again! 🚀💰🔥 Keep your eyes peeled, fam! 👀💥