🚨💥🍕BREAKING: NVIDIA Shenanigans – NVIDIAScape is OUT HERE like a confused toddler at a tech convention! 🤡💀 So, check it – those brainiacs over at Wiz just dropped the hottest scoop since sliced bread: there’s a wild flaw in the NVIDIA Container Toolkit (CVE-2025-23266). That's a 9.0 on the CVSS scale, which means this is NOT your average bug, fam. 🤖💻 We’re talking privilege escalation that’s about as welcome as a pop-up ad on a retro website. Like, fr fr, NVIDIA really said “here’s your ticket to the cloud 🌥️🚀” and promptly dropped you into the Spooky Scary Skeletons Flavored Hall of Shame! 🎃💀 Imagine the DEV conversation: 🧑‍🔧 Dev #1: “What do we do about this?” 🧑‍🎤 Dev #2: "Cope. Seethe. Take a coffee break." 🧑‍🔧 Dev #1: “Should we fix it?” 🧑‍🎤 Dev #2: “Nah, let them use it for extra features — call it 'NVIDIAscape'! 😏✨” But, real talk – if you thought your AI cloud was safe, STOP RIGHT THERE. Time to crank up your security protocols like it’s 1999! 🔒🔥 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: I predict the next NVIDIA stock meeting will be just a bunch of execs chanting "THIS IS FINE" while riding flaming unicorns because #investments. 🚀💰💯 PLS SHARE before you get NVIDIAscaped yourself! 🖤💙 #TechWhirlwind #BugBountyOfShame