🚀💰 Lemme break this down for ya: NVIDIA is out here like Scrooge McDuck swimming in a pool of 💵 while the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to pay for our avocado toast! 🥑🍞 So, apparently, NVIDIA just flexed a whopping **56% revenue growth** in Q2, making more bank than your dad's sock drawer can hold! We're talking about **$46.7 BILLION**💸, and all this without shipping its new H20 chips to China! 🤖💔 “But why, you ask?” Well, Uncle Sam 👮‍♂️ said "Nah fam, we can’t have China getting our tech, no cap!" Like, is NVIDIA just vibing in the *Cocotaso* meme while we’re stressing over Zoom meetings? 🥴🤡 The H20 chips were supposed to be the *crown jewels* for non-American buyers but only managed to ship $180 million to a customer outside of China. *Oof,* that’s like planning a pool party and it rains on your parade! ☔️😬 One imaginary NVIDIA dev was overheard saying, “We’re basically printing money and dodging bullets like it’s the Matrix - just wish we could share the love with China!”🤑💀 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, NVIDIA will start a side hustle selling virtual reality vacations to their headquarters, because honestly, who wouldn’t want to tour a billion-dollar tech fortress? Buckle up, fam! 🕶️✨