🚨🎉 Attention, tech warriors! Your boring-fest just got *SLAPPED* by Nvidia’s new DGX Spark! 🦾💻 The only “personal AI supercomputer” that's about as affordable as a trip to Mars (a mere $3,999, no cap! 💸💀). But hey, who needs rent when you can flex your new desktop overlord?! Imagine a computer so powerful it could model an AI that writes your Tinder bio, but also eat your budget whole! 🤡💔 #StonksGoingDown 📉 Here’s the tea: it can handle tasks that used to light up data centers like they were hosting a Black Friday sale, except here, the only things being "democratized" are empty wallets! 🔥😂 In a leaked convo, an Nvidia dev was like: “Why make it cheap when we can just sell dreams and AI models?” 💅💥 And they nailed it, folks—put a supercomputer right beside your cereal bowls, because who wouldn’t want to code while breakfasting in chaos? 🥣🤖 So, get ready to tell your buddies: “I just bought a personal AI supercomputer and ALL I got was this overpriced fridge!” Trust me, this is *fine*... as a meme template! 🌌 Hot take: October 15th? By then, you’ll all be in a cult worshipping your AI overlords. Stay woke, tech fam! 🚀👽 #AIOrBust