🚀🤡 Hold onto your GPUs, gamers and meme lords, because Nvidia's about to launch an AI empire that's bigger than your mom’s credit card bill! 💰🔥 So check this out: in the past two years, Nvidia has thrown cash at over 100 AI startups like they're throwing confetti at a rave. 💃🎉 That's right, it's raining silicon dollars, and they're collecting more startups than I collect regrets after a late-night pizza binge! 🍕🤢💸 Imagine this convo in the Nvidia boardroom: **Jensen Huang**: "We just bought another AI startup! What’s the ROI on that?" **Whispering intern**: "Increase in memes per second, sir!" **Jensen**: "Stonks, baby! We’re going full galaxy brain!" 🌌🤯 Your average tech investor right now is feeling like Drake: pointing at Nvidia like "Yup." 👀🔝 Meanwhile, those startups are literally just trying to survive without running into the “This is fine” dog! 🐶🔥 But let’s be real—investing in 100 startups sounds like a speed date gone wrong. What’s next? Nvidia buys TikTok just to track your pizza order? 🤖🍕 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2030, your fridge will be powered by an Nvidia AI that knows you better than your therapist. Capiche? No cap! 💀🚀💯