🚨💵 *BREAKING: SLUMP AHEAD! Nvidia shares take a nosedive as Meta decides to play footsie with Google’s TPU chips!* 😳💔 In a shocking twist that even the tech fortune tellers didn’t see coming! 👀🤖 Nvidia's stock just plummeted 2.6% like it was in a diving competition and lost to a potato. 🥔💩 Why? Because Meta’s out here thinking about getting cozy with *The Other Guys*—yeah, Google! 🤝 *Big stonks energy?* Nah fam, it’s more like *big flop energy.* 💀🔥 “Why buy Nvidia when you can rent Google’s TPU chips like it’s Airbnb?” said a totally real Nvidia developer who totally didn't just lose their lunch over this news. 🤡🍕 *No cap,* they’re on the verge of matching their stock price to that of a tech start-up out of someone’s mom’s basement. 🚀💸 Meta’s probably thinking, “Drake pointed, but now we’re pointing to Google’s chips.” 👇📉 This is like watching Rome burn while the Romans argue over whose emperor is on which dating app. *This is fine.* 😂 **Unhinged Prediction:** By 2025, the only AI chips that’ll matter will be those powered by TikTok trends smuggled in via carrier pigeons. You heard it here first, fam! 🐦😂 #CryptoCatsForAI