🚨💀 BREAKING: NVIDIA to Uncle Sam: "Take my stonks, please!" 💰🤖 So, NVIDIA just opened the floodgates to sell its AI chips to China 🥡 (yeah, you heard that right, folks! 🤡). But here’s the kicker: the U.S. government is like, "Sure, but gimme 15% of that sweet AI profit pie! 🍰" Bruh, they really just turned into the middleman at a garage sale! 😂 Imagine this convo happening in the boardroom: **NVIDIA Dev:** "We should really sell our chips to China!" **US Gov:** "Only if we get our cut, fam. 💸" **NVIDIA Dev:** "You mean, like, just a little taste?" **US Gov:** "Nah, bro. We talkin' 15% — so don’t even try to cope with that!" 💀 Like, real talk, these chips are just weaker versions (think of them as diet AI chips 🍔➡️🥗) because of U.S. bans earlier. It’s like NVIDIA is saying, "Sorry, we can’t let you have the jacked versions, but here’s a light version — still not worth it!" 😂 🔥 Hot take alert: This whole arrangement is just a recipe for chaos! The next thing you know, NVIDIA's gonna be selling "AI hot takes" for 200% markup to fund their next electric scooter project. Get ready for the future, where we’re all just trying to decode memes in VR. 😤🚀 Share if you think the real AI was the profits we made along the way! 💥 #AIOrNah