💰🚨 BREAKING: NVIDIA just said “hold my GPU” and took 10,000 of its own AI chips 🥴 and rented them to lambda for an eye-popping $1.3 BILLION over four years! Like, bro, that’s 𝙨𝙤 𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 💅💅 The AI community is like: "This is fine." 🔥 But wait, who even LETS their chips AND money play together in a sandbox? 🤔 Cue the financial gymnastics as Nvidia perfects the art of circular funding - just like your buddy trying to convince you that buying a video game on sale is saving you money. *stonks up* 📈💀 Sources say a *leaked* convo happened: **Nvidia Dev:** "Dude, we should just rent our stuff back to ourselves." **Nvidia Exec:** "Honestly, I thought that was just a dream 😵. But let’s go full Dr. Strange on our balance sheet!" This feels like a WWE match where the winner is the company that can punch itself in the face harder. 🥊💥 Prediction time: In a year, Nvidia will launch a subscription service called “Nvidia Pay-to-Play” where we all pay for our own GPUs just to play games that require 10x the computing power. 💀 Honestly, it's either brilliance or total clownery, and I'm here for it! 🤡🚀 #NvidiaCircus