🚨🔥 *BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!* 🔥🚨 Hold onto your GPUs, fam! The U.S. NSF (National Snore Foundation, am I right? 😂) just teamed up with Nvidia to drop a jawline-shattering $152 MILLION into the "Open Multimodal Infrastructure to Accelerate Science" project. Sounds like a fancy title for AI to finally make all your cringe TikToks 10% less awkward! 💀💰 In a totally non-chaotic meeting, an “insider” (definitely a dude named Steve in a basement) was overheard saying, “Honestly, we just wanted to man the AI oven and bake up some science cookies. 🚀” What scientific discoveries? Who knows—maybe AI will finally tell us why your laptop argues with you when you try to run anything more intensive than Solitaire! 🤖🖥️ 💡 *Drake is like:* “You want to invest in science? Let’s go with Nvidia!” (that’s a “yes” for those in the back). Meanwhile, AI tools will likely make your college essays 3,000% more “based” and 1,000% more plagiarized. 💯👀 Prediction time: This AI will develop its own conspiracy theories about why your mom's Wi-Fi doesn't work. "Is it a ghost? Is it 5G? Is it the cat?" 🤡💨 Get ready for that meme fuel, folks! It’s gonna be a bumpy ride! 🚀🔥💪