🚨💰BREAKING TEChNOLOGY CHAOS ALERT: Nvidia and OpenAI Just Cashed In – Stonks Go Brrr! 💸💥 So, *apparently*, Nvidia is throwing around $10B like it's free samples at Costco, investing in OpenAI over “tranches.” (What even is a tranche? Sounds like a fancy French pastry or an overpriced cologne. 🥐💦) Sources say Bank of Microsoft is out here seething because OpenAI was like, “Oh hey fam! We just signed this mega deal yesterday, but no worries, we got you.” 😏💔 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote Incoming*: “We told Microsoft a day before, but honestly, who cares? It’s not like they weren't busy crying into their Surface Pros about losing the OpenAI grind.” 🤖💀 If Sam Altman were any more chill, he'd be a snowman in Antarctica 🥶⛄. Meanwhile, Microsoft is out here clutching their pearls like *this is fine* 🐶🔥, while they watch their AI dreams slide away on a rocket ship 🚀 full of NVDA tokens. 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Nvidia will buy Microsoft, and we’ll all be living in a 24/7 AI-generated meme economy. Brace yourselves for meme stocks to become actual currency—no cap. 🚀💰 Get ready for more chaos, folks!