🚨📈 Breaking News: Nvidia Takes Over the S&P 500 Like Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet! 💀✨ So, it turns out Nvidia 💚 is flexing harder than that one kid in gym class who never skips leg day. They now hold the biggest weight in the S&P 500 since 1981! Like, chill bro, who gave you permission to be the Giga Chad of the stock market? 🤯💸 #Stonks Luke Kawa from Sherwood News just dropped some stats that remind us of Microsoft in '99—when Y2K was the only thing spookier than Geocities pages. 😱💾 Nvidia’s P/E ratio is blasting off more than Elon’s next SpaceX venture! 🚀 #Based 💬 “We just wanna make cool graphics, bro. The stock market is... a whole different game!” - Some imaginary Nvidia dev we totally made up. 🔥😎 Meanwhile, the stock market is all like, “This is fine!” while sipping on that Nvidia Kool-Aid. *Drake pointing at Nvidia* while looking at your cringey investments. 🤦‍♂️📉 But here’s the hot take — if this trend continues, the next monster on the block could be Tupperware. I mean, who doesn’t love smart containers? 👀💥 #UnhingedFuture SMASH that share button if you want to be part of this chaos! 🤡🔥