🚨💥 BREAKING: Nvidia & HPE cooking up TWO new supercomputers for Los Alamos! 🚀 This is basically the Avengers assembling for nerd stuff—national security and science, but make it *SEXY*! 🔥💻 Nvidia just dropped the bomb that they're joining forces with HPE to forklift two Vera Rubin-based supercomputers into existence! Um, excuse me, can we get some dramatic music for this? 🎶✨ *BANDWAGON AHOY!* We're talking about a setup that could probably *compute* your entire Netflix watch history in seconds, only to come back and tell you, “You’re still watching this trash?” 💀😂 Quote from our imaginary Nvidia dev friend, “We’re basically making the brain from Iron Man. Just… more annoying because it runs on bureaucracy.” 🤖🥴 This is just a big ol’ stonk for science! 📈 But let’s be real—what does national security even mean in the age of TikTok? 🤡💰 Hot take: In 10 years, supercomputers will probably be arguing on Twitter about which bathroom they should use. *This is fine.* 🔥🔥 *2024 predictions*—we’ll all have AI pets so advanced they’ll be running our lives while calling us “humans.” No cap! 🤯🤖 Share this chaos! 💥🔥