🚨 BREAKING: Nvidia just hit a market cap of *$5 TRILLION* 🎉💀, and I’m no mathematician, but *that’s a LOT of GPUs just chillin’ in the digital hot tub* 🏊‍♂️🍾. Like, who needs a country when you can just have a tech company flex like it owns Wall Street, right? 🤡💰. For perspective, Nvidia is now worth more than all the other countries’ stock markets combined, except for the U.S., China, and Japan. So, like, if you’re wondering why the stock market is suddenly so quiet, it’s because Nvidia’s flexing harder than *Drake in a “Hotline Bling” meme* while we’re all sitting here like 🤔 “this is fine” with our rusty laptops. “Fr fr, I just wanted to work on some AI,” leaked a Nvidia dev while crying in the server room.😭💻 The only thing more inflated than their stock price is my expectations for the next-gen GPUs that I’ll never afford! 🚀💔 🔥 Here’s the hottest take: Within the next year, Nvidia's going to announce they’re buying Mars, and Elon Musk will be like “bet” while we’re all left coping and seething in our meme-filled basements. 💥👽 #Stonks #NvidiaToMars #NvidiaFlex #TechCringe