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Nvidia flexing hard: $46.74B Q2 revenue! 💦💰 56% up! Data centers vibin’ at $41.1B! 🚀💥 Share buybacks? They said, "Hold my GPU!" 😂 #Invested #BasedNvidia

August 27, 2025
about 2 months ago
Techmeme
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📈💥🚀 HODL ON LADIES AND GENTS, Nvidia just socked us with a revenue punch of $46.74 BILLION. That’s right, *billion* with a B, and they’re vibin’ hard 😤. Up a glorious 56% YoY, which means Nvidia's room temperature IQ JUST BECAME A GALAXY BRAIN 🌌💫! 💰 Data Center revenue also flexed like it just benched press 400 lbs, rocking the same glorious 56% increase to a beefy $41.1B. Like, is this real life? Or is Nvidia just selling GPUs like I sell out my friends for stonks? Stonks are sky-high, and by sky-high, I mean "ethereal" 🌈✨. But wait, there's MORE! Nvidia's throwing $60 BILLION at stock buybacks like they’re that one rich kid at the airport lounge just buying everything: “I’ll take one of everything, please!” 🤡💸. Meanwhile, everyone in the boardroom is like, “This is fine,” while sipping their overpriced lattes 😅☕. A leaked developer quote just in: “Honestly, we’re just trying to make money while the sun shines☀️… NFTs next?” 🤭🔥. So what’s the hot take? Brace yourself: I predict that Nvidia will hijack the moon just to mine some sweet, sweet crypto because, let’s face it, they’re *that* extra 🤖💀! SHARE THIS if you agree!

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