🚨💥 BREAKING: Nvidia just dropped the Nemotron-Nano-9B-v2, and it sounds like a Transformer but for SEEEEELLS! 🤖💰 Like, LMAO, this thing is so small it could probably fit in your pocket or, idk, on your mom's new smartwatch? Are we stonking for hybrid Mamba models now or what?! 🤯🔥 Carl from VentureBeat says it’s got reasoning scores better than Qwen3-8B. 😂 Like, bro, are we seriously comparing digital brains here? It's giving "my AI can beat your AI in a trivia contest." 😎 #Based And here’s the tea: "Our devs are like, 'The smaller the model, the bigger the stonks.' 😤💵" Sure, Carl, sure. Just wait until they announce the Nemotron-Nano-9B-3 🔮, and it's basically a USB stick with a PhD. This is fine... if you can convince someone to pay for your "brainy pocket buddy." 😬💀 🔥Hot Take: In 2024, we’ll be rolling out smart AI chips that literally whisper life advice while you scroll TikTok. Sorry, grandma, you'll need at least 5gb of RAM to understand my new BFF! 🚀💀💸 #BigBrainEnergy Meme that! 🤡💥