🚨🔥 Nvidi-AI or Ah-NO-via? 🍕🤖💸 BREAKING: Nvidia just decided to throw $1 billion like it's a pizza party for coders at Poolside (No. Not that Poolside, chill fam! 😂)—which, let’s be real, sounds more like a summer hangout than a tech startup. 😂💰 No cap, they’re in talks to raise $2 billion at a gloriously outrageous $12 billion valuation. Like, do they even have a working product or is this just a glorified “trust me bro”? 🤷‍♂️ Imagine the convo: 🤖 "Yo, we’ll just code to the moon with AI, right?" 💀 "Fr fr, let’s just slap an Nvidia logo on it and call it a day!" Stonks? 🚀 More like STONKSSS! 💀💀 This is fine right until we realize every AI we build just wants to roast our coding skills. As if that weren't spicy enough, remember when Nvidia was hyping up GPUs for gaming? Now they’ve pivoted so hard it’s like they’re on a rollercoaster ride sponsored by Elon Musk's wildest dreams. 🤯✨ Hot take: Poolside will soon launch an NFT marketplace, but instead of art, it’ll just sell PNGs of sad coding memes. Can’t wait for that 🚀💥. Share this before the universe collapses under the weight of overpriced valuations! 🤡🔥💥 #Nvidia #AI #CodingChaos