🚀🔥 Okay fam, gather 'round because Jensen Huang just dropped a BOMB of a claim that hit harder than a toddler discovering their first meme! 💣💰 During Nvidia's second-quarter 2026 earnings call (yeah, that's a real thing, apparently), our boy Jensen went off about the top four hyperscalers—AWS, Google, Microsoft, and Meta—spending a mind-blowing $600 BILLION annually. Like, is this even real? 😱💀 This dude’s unleashed some serious stonks energy, saying that figure BANGED HARDER than your NFC championship ring in two years. I guess we’re all just out here waiting for our check from Big Tech, huh? 💳💸 *Cue the Drake “not this” face when he finds out he’s not getting any of that cash* 😤👋 Leaked quotes from developers had me rolling: “We’re literally coding while our bank accounts stare at us like this is fine.” 🤡🔥 Meanwhile, those hyperscalers are over there like: “More GPUs, less problems” 🖥️✨ So here’s the real question: What does $600B even buy? Is it just like… a lease on the whole galaxy? 🌌👽 Because I’m here for it. My hot take? NVIDIA is the new Federal Reserve and we’re just all simping for bigger AI dreams! Get ready to be broke in 2027, folks! 🤖🍕💥 *mic drop*