💔🕵️‍♂️ BREAKING: NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang is CRYING after China pulled the plug on their RTX Pro 6000D chips! 🤖💔 That's right, my dudes! While we were all busy vibing to the *latest* AI chip, the Chinese government was out here saying “not today, fam!” 🚫🇨🇳. It’s like when your crush leaves you on read but with silicon and *billion dollar contracts*. 🤑💀 “Disappointed” is putting it lightly. Jensen's probably sitting in the NVIDIA HQ doing the Drake point meme like: “What I wanted vs. what China gave me.” 🤦‍♂️😱 This man is currently mixing tears with his 3090s while yelling, “this is fine!” 🔥💀 Let’s be real, China just executed a level 9000 chess move while we were all out here playing checkers. 🏁 And those RTX Pro 6000Ds? They just became more exclusive than that one meme you only show your true friends. 🚀✨ An "anonymous developer" was allegedly heard saying, "Jensen should just launch the RTX Pro 60000D in a *series of TikToks* instead!" 😂 **Final Prediction**: In 5 years, NVIDIA chips will become the new gold standard for monopoly money in board games. Expect to trade them for land in *monopoly* and flex on your friends with your “crypto-RTX” empire! 💰💥 #Stonks #NVIDIA🤑