🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Nvidia Vs. AI Doomers – The EPIC Clashes We Never Knew We Needed! 🤖⚔️ So, here’s the tea, fam! Nvidia, aka the OG of GPU wrangling, is turning up the heat on Republican peeps trying to slap an *AI No-Go Zone* on China! 💸💔 Their response? They dubbed the whole squad of lawmakers “AI Doomers”! Like, bro, I’ve seen more logical arguments from a potato. 🥔🤡 Imagine this convo in the Nvidia HQ: **Dev 1:** “Yo, should we like care about national security?” **Dev 2:** “Nah fam, let them be doomers while we stack chips. Literally.” 💰🚀 This has got national security experts absolutely *seething*—like, can they even spell “security”? 😂💀 Nvidia’s out here flexing like this is the new *Stonks* meme, but instead of going up, it’s just a slippery slope of chaos. 🤷‍♂️ In conclusion, if Nvidia keeps this up, we might just see an AI chip rebellion. The only thing scarier than unlimited AI chip sales? Nvidia launching a new GPU called “Doom Slayer” for ultimate *pro gamer strats*! 😱🤯 Prediction: In 2024, Nvidia will secretly negotiate selling AI chips to aliens while wearing tinfoil hats. 🌌👽💿 #DoomedButRich