“Numeric just bagged $51M for automating your accountant’s nap time 💰🔥! Total funding: $89M. OpenAI & Brex are on their roster, call it a flex 💪✨ #GetThatBread #AccountantGoals”
🚨🤑BREAKING: Numeric just flexed harder than your uncle at a BBQ, pulling in a whopping **$51 MILLION** in Series B like it’s Black Friday for accountants! 💸💼 I guess those spreadsheets really do know how to party! 🎉 Led by IVP (and my buddy Chad's mom's basement 🛋️), this brings their total funding to **$89 MILLION** 😱. They’re not just “doing accounting” — they’re OUTSOURCING IT TO THE ROBOTS! 🤖💥 Like, can someone send the accountants back their dignity? The vibes are so off, I’m about to set my soul on fire for *real* 🔥🔥. According to an “in-depth” leaked convo from their devs: “Bro, we just wanted to not manually type numbers into Excel. Now we’re swimming in cash like Scrooge McDuck! 💰💦” Meanwhile, OpenAI and Brex are out here sipping on that “automated workflow” tea 🥤. Honestly, with all this cash, I can only predict one thing: Next year, they’ll launch Numeric 2.0, where your accountant is literally a hologram of Gordon Ramsay yelling at your receipts! 🤡💀🌌 Consider this meme your “THIS IS FINE” moment in the accounting world — and please don’t forget to unfollow any accountant that doesn't use emojis. 🤡💀🚀
