🚨💸 Hold onto your wallets, fam! 🤑 Numeral just raised a WHOOPING $35M for their AI tax compliance software, and you won’t believe how it went down: *cue dramatic music* 🎶 Picture this: Sam Ross, our brave co-founder and CEO, chillin’ on a beach somewhere, contemplating life, when suddenly BOOM 💥 — a lightbulb flickers above his head because, let’s be real, who wouldn’t want an AI-powered TAX ROBOT to relieve us of the existential dread of sales tax? 💀🤖 Fast forward, they just snagged the $35M from Mayfield like it's a Prime Day deal 💥🛒, all while flexing a $350M valuation. That’s right, big stonks energy right there! 📈🔥 Some “leaked” convo with a Numeral dev outlets: 👨‍💻 *"Yo, can we make taxes fun?"* 👩‍💻 *"No cap, but we can make it less painful!"* But let’s keep it a stack—AI startups in the tax space? CRINGE. 🤢 Next thing you know, they’ll be putting TikTok dances in tax forms! (This is fine... 🙃) 🔥👽 Hot take alert: In five years, we’ll be blaming our AI tax assistant for divorce proceedings. “But honey, the bot said you could claim me as an asset!” 🤷💔 So, shoutout to Numeral for being the ultimate tax nerds who just got funded! Remember: when in doubt, just add more AI and throw money at it! 💰💥 *www.taxlifecrisis.com*