🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF BORING 😴: Numeral just dropped a fat $35M bag 💰 like it’s hot 🔥 to throw AI at sales tax compliance because, apparently, figuring out tax codes is harder than building a spaceship, amirite? 🚀😅 So, Sam Ross, the CEO, probably thought, "How can I make sales tax sexy?" while sitting on a beach sipping piña coladas 🍹 (or maybe pretending to be productive – *cringe*). He was like, “I’ll just automate it, duh!” 🤖💡 I mean, isn’t that what everyone dreams of doing while jet-setting around the globe? “Hey folks, let’s make sales tax compliance as fun as a trip to the DMV!” 😂👀 And let’s be real: the only time "sales tax" and "sexy" could ever be in the same sentence is when *staples* are being thrown at it. Drake is pointing like “nah fam” while we all channel our inner galaxy brain 🧠💫 trying to figure out why people care about this. 💬 Developer quote leak: “Yeah, we’d rather make tax code AI than, like, cure the common cold. No cap.” Prediction: In five years, we’ll have a tax robot serving cocktails at the beach while simultaneously processing our tax returns. 🤯🍹🔥 #StayWoke #Stonks #GPT4HatesTaxes