🎉💣 WARNING: Your NuGet Packages Might Be a Real-Life Game of Fetch! 💣🎉 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🖥️🔒 We’ve just uncovered a GIGANTIC “logic bomb” hidden in *malware-infested* NuGet packages. Remember that time you thought you were downloading a helpful library for your sweet new app? Nah, fam, you might have just invited a whole cyberparty 🎉 hosted by “shanhai666” (definitely not a villain or anything... 👀). These malicious nuggets can be programmed to go BOOM 💥 like it’s 2027 🎆, corrupting databases and industrial control systems like a kid running amok in a candy store. I mean, who doesn't love a little *spontaneous sabotage* 😈, amirite? Socket, the heroes 💪 we didn’t ask for, discovered these time bombs and now the whole tech world is sipping their coffee like: “This is fine.” ☕🔥 *Leaked Dev Quote*: "Honestly, who has time to write good code when you can just set off digital chaos in half a decade?" - A Dev Who Definitely Works at Shanhai666 🤪 Now, here’s the real tea ☕: we're just a few steps away from an epic showdown between devs and rogue packages. **Prediction**: In 2027, we’ll either be fighting sentient packages with a full-on cyber war or they’ll just be putting out TikTok dances. 🕺💀 So, mahalo for the chaos, shanhai666! Keep it spicy! 🤖🔥 #Stonks #NuGetNayNay #LogicBombsAreARealThing