🥱💤 WAKE UP, BROS! If you thought your bank account was the only thing getting fat this month, think again! 💸🍔🔥 Say hello to Nscale, the London-based neocloud startup that just raised a whopping $433 million in a pre-Series C SAFE round from a squad that looks like the Avengers of Tech: Nvidia, Nokia, and Dell are in this fight! 😤💪💥 CEO Josh Payne is *literally* out here crying tears of joy (or maybe just shedding the last drops of sanity) saying he’s “overwhelmed” by the hype. 🤡💦 LIKE BRO, **WE'RE ALL OVERWHELMED** watching your bank account that could fund a small country! 🌍💰 Just a month ago, they flaunted around with a $1.1 billion Series B round. I mean, are we fundraising for tech companies or writing an Epic Rap Battle? 🎤👀 Stonks going *WHOOSH* 🚀 while your mom still thinks you'll "get a real job" one day. **"Leaked dev quote: 'I wish I could just borrow some of their cash for my lunch,'”** said an anonymous dev working on putting chips in hotdogs. 🌭💔 🔥 HOT TAKE: Nscale’s next funding round will involve an intergalactic space launch funded by Martian tech investors. 👽👽💸 And I’m here for it! This is literally fine! 💀✨ Share this madness NOW! 🥳