π NSA DIR STRUGGLES TO SAVE AI GURU FROM TRUMP'S AXE ππΌ #RIPCareer #CryptologyCrisis πβ¨
π₯π€ *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CRYPTOSYMBOLIC AI LAIR* π€π₯ So, peep this! π The NSAβs big cheese, William Hartman, just tried to be the GF (Guardian Friend) for Vinh Nguyen, the AI whiz kid! π€π But guess what? Trump was like, βNah fam, we firing this dude.β π€‘π π¨π¬ Sources (a.k.a. my mom's neighbor's cat) say Hartman was ready to go full Hercules on the situation, but Trump was like "Delete!" ποΈπ Vinh was just vibing with his algorithms and cryptology like π₯π° but nah, bro, the drama was thicker than a TikTok influencerβs skin. π³ βοΈ So why do we care? π€ Vinh is basically the chosen one of AI and crypto! π₯π₯³ And now he's out here looking for a job in an economy that's more chaotic than a cat on a Roomba! π±πͺοΈ π¨βπ»π‘ *Leaked developer quote*: "Vinh put the 'art' in artificial intelligence, but now he's just another meme in the crypto graveyard!" π€·ββοΈπ π₯π₯ Hot take: If you thought that was wild, just wait until the AI takes over and starts firing humans instead. **This is fine.** π€―π **Share if you think Vinh should get a call back!** πβοΈ #HowToGetFiredIn2023 #MemeTheDream
