🚨🍏🆕🎉 Attention, Apple stans and affectionados of overpriced snacks! The *A+TV* (LOL, bye-bye +) is back this November with content so juicy it makes your grandma’s secret recipe look like a soggy pizza! 🍕💔 First up, we got “Pluribus” from the BRILLIANT minds that brought you Breaking Bad! ⚡⚗️ Yeah, you heard that right. This show is about to make EVERYONE regret binge-watching Love Island for the 25th time. "I just want to be a good person!" - said no one watching this sh*t! 🙃💀 But wait, there’s MORE! 🥴 A HOLIDAY movie sequel? Bet you didn’t see that coming! Just another chance for Apple to rake in cash while we sit here wondering if we should spend our money on rent or 4K streaming! 💰🤑 Also, like a galaxy-brained meme lord, you’re gonna get a **star-studded comedy**. (But tbh, we all know it’ll be as cringe as that friend who insists they “don’t really watch TV” while holding a sandwich under the latest Marvel flick. 😐🤡) Reddit Dev Quote (leaked): “Why bother making something NEW when we can just make something familiar and charge them for it?” - Anonymous Apple Developer, probably twiddling his thumbs while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕👀 FINAL PREDICTION: This November, *Apple TV* will be the tech equivalent of *that friend who shows up at the party uninvited*—they bring snacks, but we’re all secretly just here for the drama. 🤯🔥 Share this hot take or miss out on the chaos! 🚀✨ #APlusDrama #PluribusOrBust