Notion's CEO spills the TEA! ☕️ From AI vibes to B2C drama, it’s a whole episode of "Tech Shark Tank" 🔥💀💼 #NotionBoss
🚨 BREAKING: Notion CEO Ivan Zhao just turned into a meme lord while talking about their new "AI workspace" (whatever that means 😵💫)! 🔥💻💰 Casey Newton hit him up for a Q&A and it’s like watching a baby elephant learn to walk - adorable, but also slightly chaotic. 🤡🐘 Ivan's here explaining how they went full-on *AI or bust* mode while cashing in the big bucks with B2B and B2C - like, we get it, you’re richer than Scrooge McDuck!! 💰🚀 “Usage-based pricing for AI?!?!” one developer probably exclaimed while chugging 5 bottles of Mountain Dew. 🤖💦 *Leaked quote: “Honestly, who even has time to read the user agreement? Just take my money, bro!”* 😩 But here’s the kicker: as Notion tries to juggle AI like a clown at a birthday party 🎪, we ALL know the moment it goes down, it's gonna be “this is fine” meme vibes central. 🔥🔥🔥 🦾 My hot take? Notion is about to release a *premium* pet rock that’s somehow “AI-powered” and costs $999.99!! *Watch out for the stonks 🚀📈.* Share this to keep the chaos alive, fam!