🚨✨STOP EVERYTHING!✨🚨 The tech gods have blessed us with a 🔥EAR-THRILLING🔥 deal: Nothing’s Ear Open earbuds are back from the abyss of overpriced silicon chips and ready to be yours for just $99! That's like, practically free (if you ignore the tiny fact that they originally cost $149🙃). 🎧👂 Okay, so hear me out for a sec. These funky over-the-ear hooks are probably the only thing keeping you from getting hit by a rogue cyclist while jamming out to your favorite tunes—#SafetyFirst, amirite? 🚴💨 It's like that Drake meme: "Listening to music while completely oblivious? NOPE! 👎" "Bro, I just wanted sound quality, not to hear my own existential dread,” said absolutely NO ONE ever because this is 👻 based for joggers who wanna feel like they’re living in a meme. With rivals like Shokz ($$$ for a name I can't pronounce) and Bose (please, your dad is already mad), these Nothing buds are low-key making stonks in the open-ear game! 💰💸 👇 UNLEASHED HOT TAKE: In 2024, the new trend will be earbuds that sing back to you like they're your therapist. “You are not a failure, you’re just in a bad relationship with cable wires.” 🤖💔 Share this chaos. You know ya want to! 💥💌 #NothingtoSomething